[90] Humor Yogurt Puns Kostenlos

Yoghurt on the bus today i tapped the woman in front of me on the shoulder and said excuse me but there s some semen on your sweater she said oh it s probably just yogurt i replied maybe but i m pretty sure i don t ejaculate yogurt.

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You get breyer s remorse. The young lady threw her toaster in the trash because. Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar.

Dec 03 2019. The bartender who was a tub of cottage cheese says to them we don t serve your kind in here one of the yogurt cartons says back to him why not. Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar.

Finally our rulers will have culture our society has curdled our government is now the cream of the crop. My wife saw me licking a yogurt lid and said why don t you lick me like that my wife saw me licking a yogurt lid and said why don t you lick me like that because yogurt tastes better the divorce is next tuesday. When the yogurt took over we all made the same jokes.

How did reese eat her ice cream. There are no answers as to when this amazingly lame form of humor was born but it has kept its popularity from the dawn of ages to this day nonetheless. What do you get from an alaskan cow.

I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. I ve just eaten 3 yogurts in a row. What happens after you eat an entire gallon of all natural ice cream.

40 yogurt puns ranked in order of popularity and relevancy. The bartender who is a tub of cottage cheese says to them we don t serve your kind in here one of the yogurt cartons says to him why not. When the two slices of bread disappeared in the middle of the night it was though that they e loafed.

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